From good friend, Paul Van Middlesworth, owner of The Computer Factory, San Marcos, CA.
(Thinking outside the box . . . )
I recently applied for a building permit for our new store.
It was going to be 40 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 gun turrets at various heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system.
It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.
The City Council told me to forget it,,,, AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!
So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque.
Work starts on Monday...