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Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Maybe Things Aren't So Bad . . .

This morning I was awakened by my alarm clock powered by electricity
generated by the power monopoly regulated by the US department of
energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the
municipal water utility. After that, I turned on the TV to one of
the FCC regulated channels to see what the national weather service
of the national oceanographic and atmospheric administration
determined the weather was going to be like using satellites
designed, built, and launched by the national aeronautics and space
administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of US
department of agriculture inspected food and taking the drugs which
have been determined as safe by the food and drug administration.

At the appropriate time as regulated by the US congress and kept
accurate by the national institute of standards and technology and
the US naval observatory, I get into my national highway traffic
safety administration approved automobile and set out to work on the
roads built by the local, state, and federal departments of
transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a
quality level determined by the environmental protection agency,
using legal tender issued by the federal reserve bank. On the way
out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the US
postal service and drop the kids off at the public school.

After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks
to the workplace regulations imposed by the department of labor and
the occupational safety and health administration, enjoying another
two meals which again do not kill me because of the USDA, I drive my
NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to ny house which has not
burned down in my absence because of the state and local building
codes and fire marshal’s inspection, and which has not been
plundered of all it’s valuables thanks to the local police department.

I then log on to the internet which was developed by the defense
advanced research projects administration and post on and fox news forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine
is BAD because the government can’t do anything right.

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