In a nursing home one evening, an old man looked over and said to an
old lady, "I know just what you're wanting. For $5, I'll have sex
with you right over there in that rocking chair."
The old lady looked surprised, but didn't say a word.
The old man continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft
sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light
some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had
in your life."
The old lady still said nothing, but after a couple of minutes, she
started digging down in her purse. She pulled out a wrinkled $20 bill
and held it up.
"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," said the old man.
"Get serious," she replied. "Four times in the rocking chair".