A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin, and truth be
told he's a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her
husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and
tries to be reassuring.
'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you
berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you wan, I do
anyting - juss anyting you wan, You juss ask. Whatchu wan?' he says,
trying to sound experienced and worldly. Which he hopes will impress
her. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and
eagerly) for her request.
She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want
to try someting I have heard about from other girls... numbaa 69.'
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her... 'You really
wanting... Garric Chicken with Corrifrowa?"