Notice from my neighbor with a pit bull
"Please be advised I am sick to death of receiving questions about my
dog who mauled 3 Muslims sitting on a rug next to my back wall, 6
illegals wearing Obama t-shirts, 4 Democrats wearing Pelosi t-shirts,
2 rappers, 5 phone operators who asked me to press #1 for English, 9
teenagers with their pants hanging down past their cracks, 8 customer
service desk people speaking in broken English, 10 flag burners, and a
Pakistani taxi driver.
FOR THE LAST TIME...THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE!"