What Religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
"What type of bra?" aAsked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"
"Look around," said the saleslady, aAs she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
"Actually, eEven with all of this variety, there are really only
four types of bras to choose from."
Relieved, the man asked about the types.'
The saleslady replied: "There are the Catholic,the Salvation Army,
The Presbyterian, aAnd the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"
Now totally befuddled,the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded,"It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type
supports the masses; The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."
(They forgot the German bra. Holtzemfromfloppen.