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Saturday, March 19, 2011

Texting for Seniors

(So you're ready when you get there, that is!)

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need
for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is
the code for you.
> Please pass this on to your CHILDREN and Grandchildren so
> they can understand your texts.
> ATD: At The Doctor's
> BFF: Best Friend Fainted
> BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
> BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
> CBM: Covered By Medicare
> CGU: Can't get up
> CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
> DWI: Driving While Incontinent
> FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
> FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
> FYI: Found Your Insulin
> GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
> GHA: Got Heartburn Again
> HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
> IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
> LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
> LOL: Living On Lipitor
> LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
> OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
> OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
> ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
> TTYL: Talk To You Louder
> WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
> WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
> WTP: Where's The Prunes?
> WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
> GGLKI: (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

1 comment:

  1. LOL!! these codes certainly make using a cell phone fun for the elderly, it helps to be light hearted about subjects to do with aging. I'ts not all about complaining about your ailments - after all no-one really wants to know about them.
    But seriously all you adorable seniors, keep your cell phone on you at all times in case of an emergency, like a fall where you're incapacitated. Tracfone offers a super light, small phone especially for seniors, the Samsung T155G with big buttons, big letters on the screen and it's hearing aid compatible for $15 and it only costs $6.66/month for service.
    If you have a fall and you can't move you can call 911 emergency locate assist on your Tracfone and help will be sent straight away for you. Even the poorest person can have help if they wear this phone around their neck and are in an emergency situation