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Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Visit to grandpa in the hospital

Problem solving at it's finest....

A man goes to visit his 95-year old grandpa in the hospital.

"How are you grandpa?" he asks.

"Feeling fine," says the old man.

"What's the food like?," asked the son.

"Terrific, wonderful menus."

"And the nursing?"

"Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you."

"What about sleeping? Do you sleep okay?"

"No problem at all, nine hours solid every night. And at 10
o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet and that's it.
I go out like a light!"

The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so rushes off to question
the nurse in charge.

"What are you people doing?" he says. "I'm told you're giving a 95 year old Viagra
on a daily basis. Surely that can't be true?!?"

"Oh, yes," replies the nurse. "Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The chocolate makes him sleep,and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed."

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