Two good ol' boys up in the Kentucky hills were sitting on the front
Porch talking one afternoon over a cold beer, and after getting off of work at the local
After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd,
"If I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your
Wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"
The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head,
And squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.
Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know 'bout kin, but it'd make us even."