Homer and Bubba were out hunting. Bubba said, "I'm gonna send my dog
into that marsh to see if there are any ducks out there." So he sends
his dog into the marsh. It comes out a few minutes later and barks twice.
"Well," says Bubba, "he says there are only two ducks in that marsh. I'm
not gonna wade through the swamp just for two ducks."
Homer is mystified. "You're gonna take that dog's barks for the truth?
Wait here. I'm gonna go look for myself."
Homer wades back out covered in mud and scum some time later and says,
"Damn! Your dog was right! There really were only two ducks out there!
Where on earth did you get that dog?"
Bubba shrugs and says, "Bought him from a breeder up the road. If you
want, you can go get one for yourself."
So Homer drives his pickup to the breeder's farm and says he wants a dog
like his friend Bubba's. The breeder goes out into his barn and returns
with a dog. Homer pays him, loads the dog into his truck, and takes off
for another marsh he's hunted in the past. Homer unloads the dog and
tells it to go out into that marsh and look for ducks. The dog turns
immediately and splashes into the water.
Several minutes later it came running out with a stick in its mouth and
began humping Homer's leg furiously.
Outraged, Homer takes the dog back to the breeder and says, "This dog is
a fraud! I want my money back!"
The breeder asks what the dog did? Homer said he told the dog to go look
for ducks and when it returned it had a stick in its mouth and humped
The breeder sighed and said, "Homer, the dog was telling you there were
more fucking ducks out there than you can shake a stick at."