The minister and his wife were having breakfast on a Sunday morning. He remarked, that his sermon, today would be on surfing. She asked “Why surfing ? You don’t know anything about that subject ?” He replied “I’ve made up my mind, that’s what I’m going to talk about !” So, she let it go at that.
On his way to church he had second thoughts and decided to give his old “Sex in Marriage” sermon instead. It was received well by the congregation, and one lady in particular was so inspired that she rushed over to the minister’s house, arriving before he did and told the wife how much she had enjoyed the sermon. The wife replied, “Oh, he really doesn’t know much about that subject. He’s only tried it twice and he fell off both times”.