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Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Bubba and Billy Bob

Bubba and Billy Bob are walking down the street in Atlanta,
and they see a sign on a store which reads,

"Suits $5.00 each!, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 each."

Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Bob, look here!
We could buy a whole gob of these, take 'em back to Sand Mountain,
sell 'em to our friends, and make a fortune.

Just let me do the talkin' 'cause if they hear your accent, they might
think we're ignorant and won't wanna sell that stuff to us.
Now, I'll talk in a slow Georgia drawl so's they don't know we is from Alabama."
They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Georgia drawl,
"I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and..."

The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from North Alabama, ain't ya?"

"Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba....
"How come you knowed that?"

"Because this is a dry cleaners"

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