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Friday, October 29, 2010

The Lecture

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a. m.

and is asked where he is going at

this time of night.

The man relies,

“I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body”.

The officer then asks,

“Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?”

The man replies,

“My wife.”

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