Guy walks into the store and asks the clerk, "Got any haggis?"
*The clerk says, "Are you Scottish?"
The guy gets insulted. "Wait a minute here. If I had asked for
tortillas, would you have said 'are you Mexican?' If I had asked for
rice would you have said 'are you Chinese?' So why, then, did you ask
me if I was Scottish just because I ask for a haggis?"
Clerk: "Because this is a Hardware Store."
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