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Tuesday, December 28, 2010


A man and his wife were sitting around the breakfast
table one lazy Sunday morning.

He said to her, "When I die I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.."

She asked, "now why would you want me to do something like that?"

"I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don't want some other asshole using my stuff..."

She looked at him and said, "what makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"

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