A women was shopping at her local supermarket, where she selected a quart of milk, a carton of eggs, juice, and a package of bacon. As she was
unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing
behind her watched as she placed her items in front of the cashier.
The drunk said, "you must be single"
The woman, a bit startled but intrigued, looked at her four items on
the belt and seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selection
said, "Well, ya know, that's right. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk said, "cause you're uglier 'n shit."