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Sunday, December 19, 2010

Merry Christmas, Darling!

Samuel walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. The
more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his Sarah and asks her to put it on.

Upstairs, the Sarah thinks: It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep
the large refund for myself.' So.she appears naked on the balcony
and strikes a pose.

Samuel says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'

He never heard the shot. His funeral is Thursday at noon. Closed coffin.

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