More Observations . . .

"Well behaved women rarely make history."

"According to a brand new scientific study that just
came out; more than 90% of diet plans used by
Americans do not work. The American scientists
conducted the study by looking out the window." - Conan O'Brien

One guideline applies to fat and thin people alike:

If you're thin, don't eat fast.
If you're fat, don't eat. Fast

Before you open your mouth to speak, please make sure
it's an improvement upon the silence.