While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden
found a bottle on the sand and picked it up.
Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a
smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
Osama responded,"You ignorant, unworthy
daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't
need any common woman giving me anything."
The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."
Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the
impertinence of the woman and said,"Very well, I want
to awaken with three American women in my bed in the
morning. So just do it and be off with you.
The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.
The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena
Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Nancy Pelosi at his side.
His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no
God is good.