The South - You Gotta Love It!
A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos
for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering
under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry ?" the
"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the
trail," the successful hunter replied.
"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to
steal Henry !"
The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an
invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical
He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from
theUniversity of Georgia and I need some help. If I were to give you
$20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings."
A senior in Louisiana was overheard saying ... "When the end of the
world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana ."
When asked why, he replied, "I'd rather be in Louisiana because
everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of
the civilized world."
The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to
his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the
Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"
The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."
A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the
road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car
and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.
A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he
turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, "I have a flat tire."
The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in
the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."
A TennesseeState trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper
asked, "Got any ID?"
The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
The Sheriff pulled up next to a guy unloading garbage out his pick- up
truck into the ditch.
The Sheriff Asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't
you see that sign over your head?
"Yep" he replied. "That's Why I'm dumpin' it here, 'cause it says
"Fine for Dumping Garbage".
You can say what you want about the South,
But you never hear of anyone retiring and moving North.