Who Knew? Uses for Vodka . . .

1. To remove a bandage painlessly,
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saturate the bandage with vodka.
The stuff dissolves adhesive.

2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers,
fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking,
let set five minutes and wash clean.
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The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

3. To clean your eyeglasses,
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simply wipe the lenses with a soft,
clean cloth dampened with vodka.
The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.

4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka
and letting your safety razor blade
soak in the alcohol after shaving.
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The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.

5. Spray vodka on wine stains,
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scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.

6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face
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as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo.
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The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair,
and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle with vodka
and spray bees or wasps to kill them.

9 Pour one-half cup vodka
and one-half cup water into a Ziploc freezer bag
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and freeze for a slushy, refreshing ice pack for aches,
pain or black eyes.

10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar
with freshly packed lavender flowers,
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fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly
and set in the sun for three days.
Strain liquid through a coffee filter,
then apply the tincture to aches and pains.

11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth
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to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.

12. To cure foot odor,
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wash your feet with vodka.

13 Vodka will disinfect
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and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy
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to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.

15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth.
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Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

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And silly me!


I used to drink the shit!