Two Scots went deer hunting and managed to shoot a big
buck. Each grabbed a hind leg, and they were pulling it
through the woods when they happened across a game warden.
After making sure their hunting licenses were in order, the
warden said, "If you don't mind a suggestion, fellas, you'll
have a easier time pulling that deer along if you hold it by
the antlers instead of the feet."

The Scots decided he probably knew what he was talking
about, so they each took hold of an antler and started off
again. "He was right," commented one of a few minutes later.
"This really is easier."

"Aye," said his buddy, "but we're getting farther away from
the truck."