If you truly want me as an enemy, send me a Chia Head of Obama, or George Washington, or any other President.
I could NOT believe this when I saw the ads on tv. Who in the hell would want any such ugly item in their house? Or even in their garbage can.
I never quite understand the Chia gifts anyway. They’ve never been attractive to me, always seemed like third or fourth class chintz. I think Evelyn got one once from one of her grandchildren. Knowing Evelyn, I’m sure she managed to fuss over it like it was frankincense, or myrrh . . . but not gold.
You’ve been warned. Don’t send me no steenkin’ Chia head for Christmas! Or Frankincense.
Gold is okay.