Have you ever wondered what the difference
is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers?
Well, here it is:
A friend, who worked away from home all week, always
made a special effort with his family on weekends.
Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year-old
granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some
bonding time -- just him and his granddaughter.
One particular Sunday, however, he had a bad cold
and really didn't feel like being up at all. Luckily, his
wife came to the rescue and said that she would
take their granddaughter out.
When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran
upstairs to see her Grandfather.
"Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?"
"Oh, yes, Granddad," the girl replied, "and do you
know what? We didn't see a single asshole, blind
bastard, dipshit or dickhead anywhere we went today!"
Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?