Dear Abby:

Dear Abby:


My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card
bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at
me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum and let our
kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the
interest.

Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of
them no longer speak to us.

The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of
expensive gifts, running up our bills even more.

Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the
next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he's with
Muslims.

Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be in the
same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so
horribly creepy! Can you help?
Signed, Lost in DC
Dear Lost:

Stop whining, Michelle. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The
rest of us are stuck with him for two more years!