I'm pleased to be surrounded by so many very wise people. Intelligent folks. Smart people. From time to time I administer a test to all those on my email lists to ensure they still are entitled to remain on my email lists. I'm sure you will pass.
THE GIRAFFE TEST!
1. How Do You Put A Giraffe Into A Refrigerator?
Stop & Think About It & Decide On Your Answer Before You Scroll Down.
The Correct Answer Is: Open The Refrigerator, Put In The Giraffe & Close The Door.
This Question Tests Whether You Tend To Do Simple Things In An Overly Complicated Way.
2. How Do You Put An Elephant Into A Refrigerator?
Did You Say...."Open The Refrigerator, Put In The Elephant & Close The Door?
Correct Answer: Open The Refrigerator, Take Out The Giraffe, Put In The Elephant & Close The Door.
This Tests Your Ability To Think Through The Repercussions Of Your Previous Actions.
3. The Lion King Is Hosting An Animal Conference. All The Animals Attend.....Except One. Which Animal Does Not Attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant Is In The Refrigerator. You Just Put Him In There.
This Tests Your Memory.
Okay, Even If You Did Not Answer The First Three Questions Correctly, You Still Have One More Chance To Show Your True Abilities.
4. There Is A River You Must Cross But It Is Used By Crocodiles & You Do Not Have A Boat. How Do You Manage It?
Correct Answer: You Jump Into The River & Swim Across. Have You Not Been Listening? All The Crocodiles Are Attending The Animal Meeting.
This Tests Whether You Learn Quickly From Your Mistakes.