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Airport Screening Stats - from Homeland Security

Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:



Terrorist Plots Discovered 0

Transvestites 133

Hernias 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172

Enlarged Prostates 8,249

Breast Implants 59,350

Natural Blondes 3

Dancers at the Senior Center . . .

Pray for Leroy

A preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar."

With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?"

Leroy replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."

The preacher put one finger of one hand in Leroy's ear, placed his other hand on top of Leroy's head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed. He prayed a "blue streak" for Leroy, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.

After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Leroy, how is your hearing now?"

Leroy answered, "I don't know. It ain't 'til next week

UCLA . . . This is appalling!

Yikes! How much are the parents paying for their kids education? They're clearly not getting their money's worth. I heard a man who had graduated from Harvard in the late sixties speak of the "dumbing" down of Harvard over the years and that graduates now don't get the education of their predecessors. If it's happening there, it's probably happening elsewhere.
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UCLA......but remember, this could occur at just about any college in the US. if this is how little the students know, are their parents even less knowledgeable? AND they now vote at 18.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_2SbkRybBk

Beautiful Women of My Time . . .

How many do you remember? Someone did a lot of work on this.

This is really quite amazing. Some aged quite well, others not so well.

http://www.greatdanepro.com/Beautiful%20Women/index.htm

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