How Moses Got the 10 Commandments

God went to the Arabs and  said,  'I have Commandments for you  that will make your lives  better.'

The Arabs asked, 'What are  Commandments?'
And the Lord said, 'They  are rules for living.'

'Can you give  us an example?'

'Thou shall not  kill.'

'Not  kill?
We're not  interested.'

So He went  to the Blacks and said, 'I have  Commandments.'

The Blacks wanted an  example, and the Lord said, 'Honor  thy Father and
 Mother.'

'Father?
We  don't know who our fathers  are.
We're not  interested.'

Then He went to  the Mexicans and said,
'I have  Commandments.'
The Mexicans also wanted an  example,  and the  Lord said 'Thou  shall not steal.'

'Not steal? We're  not interested.'

Then He  went to the French and said,
'I  have Commandments.'

The French  too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not commit
 adultery.'

'Not commit  adultery?
We're not  interested.'

Finally,  He went to the Jews and said,
'I have  Commandments.'

'Commandments?' They  said,
'How much are  they?'

'They're  free.'

'We'll take  10.'
 


There, that should offend just about everybody!!