Funny!

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter
Paradise , God appeared and said, "I want the men to make
two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of
their household, and the other line for the men who were
dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to
St. Peter."

Soon, the women were gone and there were two lines of men.
The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was
100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads
of their household, there was only one man.

God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I
created you to be the head of your household! You have been
disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of
you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."

God turned to the one man: "How did you manage to be the
only one in this line?"

The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."