Bowling . . .

A couple living in a small Minnesota town take on an 18-year-old
girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of
the house told her they didn't have a bathroom as such but she could use
a tin bath in front of the fire.

"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to bowl,"
the woman said. So the young girl agreed to have a bath the following
Monday night.

After her husband had gone off for his bowling tournament, the
woman filled the bath and watched as the girl got undressed.

She was surprised to see that the young lass didn't have any
pubic hair and told her husband when he came home. He didn't believe
her, so she said, "Next week, when you go off to bowl, I'll leave a
little gap in the curtains so that you can see for yourself, alright?"

The following Monday night, while the girl got undressed for her
bath, the wife asked her, "Do you shave down there?"

"No," replied the girl, "I've just never grown any hairs down
there. Do you have hairs on yours?"

"Oh, yes," said the woman and she showed the girl her hairy
muff.

After the girl had gone to bed the husband came home and the wife asked,
"Did you see it?"

"Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours?"

"Why not?" she said, "You've seen it before."

"I know," he replied, "but the bowling team hadn't!"