The Test

Three aspiring psychiatrists, from three leading universities, were attending their first class on emotional extremes.

"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from UCLA, What is the opposite of joy?"

"Sadness," said the student.

"And the opposite of depression?" he asked the young lady from the University of Minnesota ..

"Elation," she said.

"And you, sir," he said to the student from University of Oklahoma, "how about the opposite of woe?"

The University of Oklahoma student replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy up".