Italian Mothers . . .

(Made me laugh out loud . . . thanks to Ed Gallo):

Rocco  excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married. 
 
He says,  'Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over three  women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry.' 
 
The mother agrees.    
 
The next day, he brings three  beautiful women into the house and sits them  
down on the couch and they chat for a  while. 
  
He then says,  'Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry?'. 
 
She  immediately replies, 'The one on the right.' 
 
That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?' 
 
The  Italian mother replied:  'I don't like her."