The Lecture

An elderly gentleman, walking down the street, is stopped by the police
around 1 a.m. and is asked where he is going at that time of night.

The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the
effects it has on the human body".

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of
night?"

The man replies,
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"My wife."