The Old Girl Friend

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy
together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe
rekindle a little of that magic.

Wow! I said, I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit
older and a bit heavier than when you last saw me!

She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!

Yeah, I said, just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband
that's a few inches wider these days!

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying
that she thought tubby older men were cute!

Anyway, " I've put on a couple of pounds myself ", she giggled ...
so I told her to fuck off.