The New Girl . .

A young woman had just purchased her dream car, a new
BMW convertible, and was having trouble tuning her radio
to a station she wanted. She returned to the BMW
dealership and confronted the salesman, complaining about
the radio.

"Miss," the salesperson said, "this is a very
sophisticated radio. There is no requirement to use the
buttons or dials. You merely give voice commands to
whatever type of program you desire."

So after she received her instructions, she headed out
on the highway.

"Country Music," she said, and instantly Garth Brooks
was singing away on a country station.

After a while she said, "Oldies," and instantly she
heard Fats Domino singing "Blueberry Hill."

A few minutes later, a woman in a new Cadillac cut her
off in traffic.

"Stupid, ignorant bitch!" she yelled.

The radio paused for a second, and then she heard,
"Hello again and welcome back to the program. This
is Dr. Laura."