IN Pigs We Trust

Whatever it takes..

The Spaniards' Brilliant Idea!

In Seville Spain , local people found a way to stop the construction of another mosque in their town. They buried a pig on the site, and made sure this

would be known by the local press.

The Islamic rules forbid the erecting of a Mosque on "pig soiled ground.” The Muslims had to cancel the project. This land was sold to them by government officials.

No protests were needed by the local people...and it worked!

Plant a pig

In Texas they have an over abundance of feral pigs. They could send them all over the country and just plant them everywhere!

After all, contaminated soil would surely drift and they could create new job programs by having soil testers to determine where contaminated soil existed.

Of course, high on the mountaintops of the Rockies or other mountain ranges they might find some uncontaminated soil, but then building a mosque there would pose some problems.

Americans, put on your thinking caps and let’s find a solution to this problem of a spreading menace to the American way of life! If pigs are the answer,

let’s do it!

Your Committee for the Betterment of America !

Let’s keep this going! Send it on!

We could also enact a second national symbol and motto

IN PIGS WE TRUST and BBQ