The Magic Green Hat

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.
When I entered the E.R., in just two minutes three-quartes of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
It cut at least three hours off my waiting time.

Here's the hat.







It also works at DMV. It saved me five hours.

At the laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

But don't try it at McDonald's. The whole crew got up and left and I never got my order.