Things I wish I had thunk . . .

This employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

I would not allow this employee to breed.

This employee is really not much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be.

Works well under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in the trap.

When she opens her mouth, it seems it is only to change feet.

He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.

This young lady had delusions of adequacy.

This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

Got a full 6-pack, but lack the plastic thing to hold it all together.

A gross ignoramus--144 times owrse than an ordinary ignoramus.

He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves a room.

When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.

If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one.

Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.

If you gave him a penny for his toughts, you'd get change.

Takes him two hours to watch 60 Minutes.