Ear Hair

My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian.

He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He cleaned both ears and the
dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted
to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair
remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

The lady went to the drug store and got some "Nair" hair remover.

At the register the druggist said, "If you're going to use this under your arms
don't use deodorant for a few days."

The lady said: "I'm not using it under my arms."

The druggist said: "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of
days."

The lady said: "I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm using
it on my schnauzer."

The druggist then said: "Stay off your bicycle for a week."

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